Dealers Edge: How a Poker Dealer makes extra money
Written by: Andrew A for www.howtomarkcards.com
"They will never see it coming." If you are a dealer that throws poker parties then chances are nobody would expect you to be the #1 source of power in the game. Experienced poker players will be looking for cheating techniques like Ace card on top, creek decks, juice decks, etc. But what if the deck of cards are discretely marked on the side of the deck (with invisible ink) so small that even somebody wearing the infrared sunglasses cannot see the markings? This is the most discrete secret way of cheating poker. The device is called the Poker Analyzer.
Imagine.. you have a friend who wants you to throw a poker party, they have a lot of rich friends who are really good at poker. The game buy in is $300 minimum. Usually if a player has AK, AQ, QQ, KK, AA they will shove all in if somebody re-raises them before the flop. Well imagine if you have 7-2 and you normally would throw this garbage away with a min raise on the table. Ok, but what if the dealer signaled you and said you had the winning hand with 7-2. The odds are in favor of AA who is sitting across from you. He is super excited going in with a 95% chance to win. He raises. You re-raise a minimum amount. He shoves all in. You instantly call and flip up the cards. He laughs and says what the hell are you doing??? You just say I feel lucky! The flop comes out 7-8-J. You have a pair of 7s to his AA. The turn: 2 and the River: 7. You just won with 7-7-7-2-2 knowing with confidence that you had the winning hand the whole time. This is no longer gambling. This is raking in cash. Now imagine a table of 9 players. You strictly only play when you have the winning hand. That is 1/9 of the time. About 3 hands per hour. That's an average of $50 per hour when there is only 1 case of the big all in per night. If you play an 8 hour session with the poker analyzer you will make an average of $400 per session. With 2 sessions the poker analyzer is paid for! Thank me later.
Now what are the features and specs of the Poker Analyzer? The Poker Analyzer can play a wide range of poker games with Texas Hold Em' being the most popular. The volume button or remote control can control how many players are at the table. This is very important that the number of players on the table match the number of players the poker analyzer has set up. The poker analyzer looks an ordinary smart phone. The ear buds will signal you the winning seat before you deal the cards. So after the shuffle the phone will analyze the cards and send a beep tone to your ears. Seat 1: Small blind, Seat 2: Big blind, etc. This device must be 30-40 cm away from the deck which is 11-15 inches from the deck. Which makes this a dealers device. If the dealer uses this, they can signal a friend or 2 during the game and split the profits. This device has a battery life of about 3 hours. Or charge it on the table like you would a phone. To buy a poker analyzer of your own, see below!
Poker Analyzer w/ a deck of cards (Dealers choice)
The poker analyzer reads special markings that are marked on the side of a deck of cards. To any player these markings are unseen. The poker analyzer will give you feedback within 1 second via earphones. This package deal comes with the poker analyzer and special marked deck of cards. Comes with directions to master the device before use.